Doc johnson ivibe rabbit VibratorbyJanet Choi, Sweet and Sour EditorNovember 22, 2004 + Denver, CO
For the orgasm challenged womanAccording to one article, 50 percent to 75 percent of women who have orgasms need clitoral stimulation and are unable to have an orgasm through intercourse alone. Suffice it to say I am not in the fortunate 25-50 percentile, which is why Doc Johnson's Doc johnson ivibe rabbit is a mini-blessing. Unlike conventional penis-sized vibrators, the Doc johnson ivibe rabbit is lightweight and can be toted around the office in your skirt pocket. Your boss would be none the wiser if you decided to pop into the loo for a solo nooner. Unfortunately, it \i{would} be obvious to anyone who entered the restroom as this is not one of those fancy silent vibrators. Obvious, that is, unless they bizarrely assumed you were shaving your legs. With an electric razor. At work. The iPod of the sex industryThe Doc johnson ivibe rabbit has that translucent colored plastic shell that, unfortunately, became trendy a few years ago thanks to the early iMacs. It comes with a small bottle of handy iLube and a removeable plastic cap with little nubs that are more pointy than an object that touches your clit should be. I've chosen to discard the cap, an accessory which seems completely unnecessary because underneath it are three smooth, round, silver nubs that provide just enough stimulation. If you're orgasmically-challenged and in the market for something portable and powerful, blast off with the Doc johnson ivibe rabbit! Oh. I should mention that although clearly phallic in nature, the Doc johnson ivibe rabbit appears to be for outdoor use only. I might be mistaken and missing out on a mind-blowing experience but I'm not entirely convinced that in the heat of the moment I won't twist too hard in the wrong direction and dismantle the thing, leaving half of it lodged and beyond reach. Caveat emptor.
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